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Post by Kato Kitoma on Apr 16, 2008 0:07:12 GMT -5
Kato: d**n it all to hell! Jason: *Squirms and tries to yell past the gag*
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Post by rono on Apr 18, 2008 13:36:29 GMT -5
rono: *unties jason* mancow the 2nd: okay....taking calls, anyone want to ask ace ventura a question? mono: line 3 you're on 89.7 Gi radio, whose this? line 3: name's jack, and yeah i got a question, what made you get into the pet detective buisness ace's agent?: well thats an interesting question, ace care to answer? ace: *turns around to microphone* why certainly, you see...as a child...i was abandoned by my parents...i was a prom night dumpster baby, one might say, some alley cats found me and nurtured me...then some dogs came and the cats ran away, the dogs then nurtued me...then i wandered into the wild, where i was raised by other animals, i became quick to understand them, and to understand...that i wasnt one of them...i loved them, i love them all....except bats...they can rot in hell... jack:...ummmm... o- ace: then i became civilized and met my agent here...*slaps own ass* we became good friends, and evetually he got me an apartment, where dozens of animals live with me....i love them all so much... jack: so th- ace: and furthurmore...i do not have sex with them...anymore jack: *hangs up* mancow the 2nd: ....that was....interesting mono: indeed
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Post by rono on May 19, 2008 21:27:18 GMT -5
mancow the 2nd: next caller, line 17, you're on Gi radio, your name sir? line 17: cletus mono: could that have sounded anymore redneck? rono: *holds jason back from trying to kill kato* cletus: yeah i gots me a question, my dog, sexy mancow the 2nd: you named your dog sexy? cletus: yes'um mono: *disconnects cletus* ace: i think we all know where THAT was going mancow the 2nd: indeed ace: ....can you hear that? mono: ? ace: its...its...NATURE SHE BECKONS ME! mancow the 2nd: what th- ace: *jumps out window* mono: ooo...right into a semi.... mancow the 2nd: yeesh...well we're going to commercial, when we get back we will have 3 esteemed indivduals, all of which are well known and experts on today's special debate, the topic: evil mono: thats right, we have stewie griffin, C. montgomery burns, and Dr. evil mancow the 2nd: and when we get back, whoever can give us the best evil laugh will get tickets to see taste of chaos this saturday
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